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>> Anonymous [Feb 20, 2026]: Can you describe your ideal date?

<< Shirra: I could be coy and give you a calendar date that I liked that was before the current hard times ;3 But I'll answer it seriously: I don't know! I haven't been on many, and the stereotypical movie or dinner stuff isn't all that special. I like to keep busy. So going somewhere and doing something together, be it mini golf, going swimming at a place with nice vibes... Maybe a picnic together after a fun bicycle trip. Or just cozy watching some Netflix together on the couch, with snaccs.

>> Anonymous [Feb 20, 2026]: Are otters the best at snuggles?

<< Shirra: Yes! It has been scientifically proven that waternoodles are the best at all things snuggly.

>> River [Sep 12, 2025]: DDMMYY or MMDDYY? :3c

<< Shirra: YYYYMMDD in the database, and localized to the user's preference! Everyone's happy! :3

>> Anonymouse [Aug 17, 2025]: I like doughnuts and Diet Pepsi

<< Shirra: Don't we all owo

>> Kimba [Aug 17, 2025]: Can I squish the waternoodle?

<< Shirra: When in doubt, squish the waternoodle

>> Sebi [Aug 17, 2025]: Can i hold your favorite rock? ö.ö

<< Shirra: Yes, but be careful and don't drop it, it's a pet rock and has feelings!

>> Mar [Aug 17, 2025]: If you spin fast enough, can your rudder butt take flight?

<< Shirra: I'm trying, but I'm only getting dizzy, does that mean it's working?

>> Shoku the MN Wolf [Aug 17, 2025]: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

<< Shirra: How about this; you can have this slimy fish I caught, I get to have the Klondike bar?

>> Jakob Lockhart [Aug 17, 2025]: Hey rudder buns! Do ya like big snakes? Also fun question are otters fish? I’m an alien so I am curious

<< Shirra: Do I look like a fish? Fish are food!

>> Person Face [Aug 17, 2025]: Do you like fish?

<< Shirra: Nyom!